Reclusus cantor

Texas has a reputation for being difficult to categorize. Superficial examination of typical Texan behavior reveals a pattern of strong-willed, independent, even contrarian individuals who stand up to the odds (successfully or otherwise), laugh in the face of adversity, and refuse to rethink obvious errors in judgment. These traits apply to humans at large, by the way, but Texans, well, they seem so incredibly proud of these sometimes fatal flaws. Someone once opined that “if one person, or two, or even three tell you you’re wrong about something, you can get away with ignoring them; but more than that, well, perhaps you should reconsider.”

Likewise the true troubadour. “A wee bit thin with a will to begin” might be Gordon Lightfoot’s self-description, but he also once remarked, “I never got really good at hockey.” That could explain the Canadian artist’s persistence in the business (Neil Peart also lamented his “weak ankles”, which kept HIM off the ice for the most part). But a troubadour lives the life he or she sings or writes or plays. That’s the experiential part that feeds the machinery of their craft. So what does one say about the lad that weighs in with a quintessential collection of original songs that still shine nearly fifty years later?

When I first caught the cool strains of “Muskrat Love”, the musicality is what drew me in. I may have been 12 or 13, but the smooth minor sevenths really got my attention. It sounded like what it was: not quite elevator music, not really folk, and definitely no pop sensibilities. This was a song about very specific rodents (not rats or beavers, for which they are often mistaken). Muskrats are their own species and genus, in fact, but share the family tree with lemmings and voles. Which brings us to the point of all this fact dartboarding: who would write a song about muskrats in love? And, while we’re at it, who would wax poetic about a flower and a pollinator?

Willis Alan Ramsey, of course. The mystery and the mythology of Ramsey was a thing of much debate in the years when some of us spent time at The Hop, a Berry Street bar (we’d call it a pub, now, because some basic foods were available) in Fort Worth that catered to an eclectic crowd with music from the likes of cosmic cowboys like Ray Wylie Hubbard and B.W. Stevenson, favorites like Delbert McClinton and Bugs Henderson and, later, Brave Combo and Timbuk 3.

Willis Alan Ramsey played The Hop one New Years’ Eve eve. Along with a host of others, I wondered when his next album might be forthcoming. When asked about it, he was known to respond, “What was wrong with the first one?” And that’s pretty much the way it remained.

“Muskrat Candlelight” (Ramsey’s original title for his song) was covered by America, of course, and later The Captain and Tenille, “The Ballad of Spider John” I found on Jimmy Buffett’s Living and Dying in 3/4 Time, and other tracks from his eponymously-titled debut were covered by the likes of Jerry Jeff Walker, Jimmie Dale Gilmore, Waylon Jennings, and others. It’s safe to say that his narrative lyrics and straightforward melodies, coupled with an often whimsical style have made this album a real treasure for those acquainted with it.

“Geraldine and the Honeybee” and “Wishbone” are perfect examples of his signature style: the tales depict the earnest love of a bee for his chrysanthemum girlfriend (who, we learn, is “living in a compost pile”) and the stubborn reliance on fate (or luck) to pull us out of our doldrums. More introspective were laments and love songs like “Goodbye Old Missoula” and “Angel Eyes”, proof that his songwriting spanned everything from the downright odd to the heartfelt.

“Northeast Texas Women”, which closes the album, may be the finest example of what would become a 1970s standard of country folk and outlaw country; that feel of an inspired, underrehearsed-but-somehow-spot-on delivery of authentic country blues, complete with accompaniments of cowbell, coke crate, and “carpets and hallways”. Here in the 20s, we might say the lyrics are sexist and objectifying, but truth be told in the 70s it was meant (and received) as a love song to Texas women in general.

“North of Amarillo, east of old Dime Box, you can find your Cinderella or a genuine Goldilocks” is an inspired turn of phrase that has stuck with me since I first heard it, surpassed only by “you wanna get a Lone Star girl with her cast iron curls and her aluminum dimples”, and, yes, it is just that simple: “Texas women is Texas gold – kisses that are sweet than cactus”. Not many could make lyrics like this work, but Ramsey is definitely one of them.

As far as that second, album, it is, I believe, closer to release than it was before.

We can hope, can’t we?

Docebit nos historia nihil

“It was late in December, the sky turned to snow,

All round the day was going down slow…” – Time Passages, Al Stewart

History, I’m told, is written by the conquerors. Ultimately it seems, in our schools and even in our zeitgeist, the losers still manage to scratch and claw their marks into our collective unconscious. I’m a little jaded, I admit, but it strikes me as excessively ironic that the very first album I had chosen would be a time capsule from a troubadour of tales that situated on the fringes of human history. The spectacle at the U.S. Capitol on then sixth of this month left many of us speechless, but the insurrectionists there were little different than the anarchists of the early 1900s or the fascists in Europe during the 1930s.

So it’s hardly a shock that idle minds and idle hands would make of themselves a cautionary tale that plays into the hands of the manipulating powers-that-be. I think Franz Ferdinand would feel a little less pressure as the historical catalyst for a tragic cataclysm if he knew how we picked up and ran with the mustard gas. Let’s take a second to analyze: is the point of learning history (human, not natural) to memorize dates of battles and names of the influencers of history, or is to glean some context and understanding of the human condition that may save our sorry asses going forward? Your answer to that question definitely determines where you stand on the human evolutionary timeline.

Well.

Thanks for letting me get that off my chest. Now, let’s talk about that time capsule I mentioned earlier, Year of the Cat (Al Stewart). Possibly one of the best (definitely one of the most literate) albums to arrive in the middle 1970s, Year of the Cat boasted a broad range of topics and pop hooks that carried historically-driven stories to the masses. (As a side note, I’m constantly plagued by an overwhelming feeling of despair that the broader music audiences of today lack the acquisitive nature of the audiences of 1976.). From “Lord Grenville” and “On the Border” to “Flying Sorcery” and “One Stage Before”, Stewart throws wave after wave of nostalgic reminiscence at the listener, a barrage of musically splendorous ammunition that permeates and ignites the soul.

“You were always Amy Johnson since the time that you were small” (Flying Sorcery) were lyrics which led me to a 1930s-era female pilot, the first to solo from London to Australia, and her tragic end in a Thames Estuary crash while flying in a WWII Air Transport Auxiliary ferry flight. Or, in “Lord Grenville”, “Our time is just a point along a line that runs forever with no end, I never thought that we would come to find ourselves upon these rocks again” left me with many questions, not the least of which was who was the title subject. a 14th century Lord and politician who fought aboard the Revenge following a protracted battle with 15 ships of the Spanish fleet. “On the Border” flips between the Spanish Basque separatist campaign and the Rhodesioan conflict, all driven by a superlative Spanish guitar improvisation by guitarist Peter White. The lyrics, prosaic poetry (“On my wall the colours of the maps are running” – the changing geopolitical topography of human civilization) and plaintive in their call to arms (“The ghost moon sails among the clouds turns the rifles into silver on the border”) for the oppressed, are never more haunting than in the final verse:

“Late last night the rain came knocking on my window, I moved across the darkened room and in the lampglow I thought I saw down in the street the spirit of the century telling us that we’re all standing on the border.”

This is hardly lightweight pop. It’s catchy, sure; it has Alan Parsons as both engineer and producer (engineer for Pink Floyd’s “Dark Side of the Moon” and The Beatles’ “Abbey Road” to name the biggies); but it has depth and complexity and connections to the higher human aspirations that set it apart from many of its contemporaries, and its successors.

I could linger on “One Stage Before” (an existential romp and Christopher Nolan-esque event horizon that any performer faces in the endless repetition of performances – “While others talk in secret keys and. transpose all I say and nothing I try or do can get through the spell”) or “Broadway Hotel” (the retreat to anonymity for those overwhelmed by…life?). But, still, it waits, like a vigilant sentinel on the window seat, watching a rainy day pass; quiet, observant, and introspective, there is the cat.

Let me state that I believe unequivocally that any song which opens with the lyric “On a morning from a Bogart movie” has already placed itself above other pedestrian fare. It’s not just that the Casablanca connotations inherent in the phrase evoke that film classic (helped along with the straight-on reference to Peter Lorre), but the song as a whole, lyrically, paints a tableau of a bygone era, which, amid masks and social distancing and so many unimagined future shocks, is perhaps mythologized now more than when it was first released.

“Year of the Cat” is filled with everything we eagerly devoured at Saturday matinees: the mysterious feminine presence, an exotic foreign setting, and a sense of the inevitability of the of a predestined assignation leading to heartbreak. Even recognizing the transitory nature of the protagonist’s realization of desire, there is no choice but to pursue the liaison which will ultimately dissolve. “Better to have loved and lost” Tennyson said but here, though “the drumbeat strains of the night remain in the rhythms of the new-born day”, the melancholy of the poet is replaced by an inevitability in the voice of the narrator.

Echoing that constancy of change is the instrumental bridge, cello to violin to acoustic to electric guitar and finally a jazzy Phil Kenzie sax solo every bit as memorable and penetrating as Raphael Ravenscroft’s “Baker Street” riffs. The seamless transitions between the instruments could be echoing the human shift from relationship to relationship, “like waves upon the shore of infinity.” The fullness of Alan Parson’s arrangements on “Cat” (and the rest of the album) elevate the stories, giving a feeling of completion, rather than a burial in overproduction.

All in all, Year of the Cat – for me – is about as perfect as an album can be: tales of history and nostalgia that produce a rare synergy. It’s got a folk-rock feel with jazz tones and a heavy dose of literate insight. But don’t take my word; carve yourself forty minutes of time, put on the phones, and listen, and let the stories paint your day.

Twice -Walked Tails

Daily writing prompt
How often do you walk or run?

I owe “my” walking regimen to the house quadrupeds, of which there are three.

The director’s cut version:

You can call it persistence, insistence, or pure consistency (who doesn’t love a routine?), but when the sun rises, so does the restlessness of the four-pawed roommates.

Quick background: our dogs have almost always been exclusively rescues. Currently, there is the patriarch and all-around Chief of Police, a foxhound/pibby/beagle mix with a taste of long-haired dachshunds and a nose for trouble. Then, there is the female – a mixture of shepherd/blackmouth cur and skittish horse – the most velcro (to my better half) dog known to man. Finally, there is the Pomski, technically a rescue because he wasn’t thriving with the other pack he had been homed with. His Pomeranian/Husky designer threads have certainly managed to shine since joining our local paw patrol.

And it’s Loki – the Pomski – who lives up to his name by being the first up and ready for a mile around the neighborhood every morning, while engaging in trickster-y hijinks. Pratchett (named for Sir Terry, of course) might as well be Vimes of the Watch for his intensity in investigating the mailboxes and stones around the yards, sending and receiving data and information with endless flow of pee-mails. Stormie is least willing to accompany the boys, unless her mother figure accompanies the group, which she does most times. Even so, she backs up her rumbles of suspicion with hackles of unexpected intimidation.

They have dubious pack manners when we encounter other sentient beings, ranging from trying to jump up for pats, to grumbling and rancorous lead tangling. They generally act as though the concept of walking on leashes was something I sprang on them that very morning. More than once, my watch has asked if I’m OK after my fall (I didn’t fall).

The radio edit:

All that to say that I manage at least a mile, usually two (weather – especially heat or rain – permitting) everyday. Given the predictable tomfoolery and shenanigans my three amigos get up to most days, it’s more like a full-body workout.

Cinematic

Daily writing prompt
What are your top ten favorite movies?

I like movies. No, no, no, don’t just nod your head. You need to understand, fully understand: I really, really like movies.

I always loved books, too, because of the stories they could tell. Movies, whether original stories or adaptations, brought another dimension to the tales that loosed my mind to accept and appreciate others’ interpretations.

Usually.

I’m sure I don’t need to go into the value of escapism in troubled times, or social commentary in the face of oppression. “Life is Beautiful”, “Slaughterhouse-Five”. and “Catch-22” artistically conveyed the social, political, and very human issues which affect us all at one point or another.

I must add, though, Bill Denborough’s English class comment to his snobbish professor and classmates: “Why can’t you guys just let a story be a story?” Stephen King’s protagonist clearly identified with criticisms received by a lot of books, movies, even music. Everything doesn’t have to be an indulgence in ennui and self-loathing, or effect a multi-layered diatribe on the ills of existence.

All of which is to say, my top 10 movies are a smorgasbord of pure escapist piddle and finely-layered, sometimes thought-provoking celluloid (or digital bytes). Bear in mind, these are the top 10, and the general order may vary, based on my mood of the day, the unseasonable weather, or the current political doomscape.

1) Bullet Train

2) The Thing

3) Jaws

4)The Great Race

5) Mission Impossible: Dead Reckoning

6) Cabin in the Woods

7) Shaun of the Dead

8) Close Encounters of the Third Kind

9)I Love You, Man

10) Raiders of the Lost Ark

Phrases, Turned & Unturned

Daily writing prompt
What do you enjoy most about writing?

A well-turned phrase is like a well-tuned musical instrument. Like a painstakingly optimized piano, phrases carefully crafted stay with me indefinitely. Some are humorous, some are ominous, some are uplifting.

I find that falling into a phrase which resonates with myself and others is my favorite part of writing. I say “falling into” because sometimes it seems the idea I’m working to produce appears at my feet like a well broken-in pair of sneakers, comfortable and welcoming, ready to tread over new ground.

Let’s be honest with ourselves: we’ve read books, articles, blogs, all forms of the written word penned and gathered in the most stilted, awkward, off-putting phrases and sentences and paragraphs. I’m not even talking about “It was a dark and stormy night” level of hackery. While we’re at it, let’s remember that as far as imagery goes, that’s not approaching the least palatable.

When a writer pours time and effort and – come on, you know it’s true – love into their work, it engages the reader in ways that writing passionless copy never could.

Turning a phrase moves the story along as much as a MacGuffin because it can ping a part of the brain and releases that flow of participation that makes a reader an ACTIVE reader. And what slow-witted book troll prefers to wallow in sallow language, when there is an impetus derived from reading a piece that sends the enthusiast down the syntactical path to a rewarding conclusion?

Turning the phrase isn’t, by the way, about cleverness, although sagacity doesn’t hurt. At least in my view, the content of the work is tantamount to its linguistic frippery. Phrases which turn to move the machinery of the passage are the gears that drive it, and a little ingenuity never hurts to speed things along.

That’s enough of a reason for me to want to turn the page when I’m reading, and enough, I hope, to make my readers want to turn theirs, too.

Dragonflies, Damselflies, Hummingbirds, & Bumblebees

Daily writing prompt
What do you love about where you live?

There’s an edge-of-civilization feel to my spot in the cosmos. There’s a house, a nice one. with indoor plumbing (a must-have) and even a storm shelter. But just beyond the yard where the dogs have established their dominance, there is an area dominated by neither human nor human’s best friends. Coyotes, Bobcats, and the usual assortment of copperheads and rattlesnakes rule this open wilderness. More about this in a bit.

There’s a lantana plant outside a window on the southern side of our house. There are two honeysuckle plants overgrowing their trellises in a wild profusion of tangles and blooms. Between the Yaupon holly bushes are a variety of Ocotillo cacti, blooming in explosions of dark pink flowers at the end of their elongated stems.

In a constant whorl of yellow and orange and black are butterflies, Cloudless Sulphurs, Giant Swallowtails, Tawny Emperors, and Monarchs. They poke the blooms with their proboscis, holding on to the petals daintily with their legs, occasionally fluttering their wings to adjust their grip, then to move on to the next nectar pot.

Bumblebees – what a perfect description! – tumble and wobble between blooms while sourcing pollen by crawling deep within the blooms to find the anthers of the stamen. Their rear legs and bottoms protruding from the periphery of the petals wiggle with their efforts, a comical display that belies an intensely focused workday.

Meanwhile, hummingbirds buzz the honeysuckle and ocotillo flowers, pulling the sweet nectar for a refreshing drink while they – perhaps unbeknownst to them – perform the secret mission of pollination for the immobile botanicals.

Dragonflies and damselflies, in a prolific spectrum of color and markings, flit between the garden’s offerings, dipping for a quick drink as they light on the pond, a nanosecond in which to quench their thirst on a hot August day.

Cardinals, Swifts, Mockingbirds, and Crows, sometimes common Black Hawks swoop and dive around the yard and garden, too many really to focus on here.

There are others, to be sure. Red wasps, honeybees, yellow jackets, and the infrequent (thankfully) hornet, nature’s angry missiles, bouncing noisily off windows and sonically disturbing the air around them with their D-day buzzing.

Which brings us back to the Barrens, the place of mesquites and springs and cottonwoods beyond the verge of our yard. It’s not barren, really, we just call it that because it’s just unsubdued by encroaching human processes. So I include it in what I love about this sanctuary, because it IS wild, and because its residents sometimes visit. In our tamer parcel of the Milky Way, whether you’re an opossum or a darner, you’re always welcome to visit.

I just wish there were more Fireflies…

Goooooals!

Daily writing prompt
How do you plan your goals?

Goals are important. As unlikely as it may be that you would make it a goal to survive the night in a safe, warm bed at home. some mornings it still feels like an accomplishment.

Goals come in different flavors, as we all know. There are daily goals (clean house, or do laundry, or exercise an extra fifteen minutes). There are weekly goals, and monthly and yearly goals. We’ve had educational goals, career goals, life goals.

I’ve often found that when formulating a goal, writing it down with clarity and forethought solidifies the essence of the intent. That’s not to say that circumstances don’t change, or crises arise, or someone has forgotten that they promised to take a friend’s Meals on Wheels shift that conflicts with the goal. Just an example, by the way. Really, it’s a completely made-up hypothetical.

Anyway, the point is to not be afraid to edit the goal. Don’t set it aside. Don’t give up.

But don’t leave it on the back burner; I edit and replace my goals all the time. That 10 pounds I’m losing over the next 12 weeks? It’s become 5 pounds that I’ve gained in six weeks! Those writing prompts I was going to faithfully complete EVERY SINGLE DAY, are now being completed AT LEAST ONCE A WEEK!

Just remember, it’s like tennis: it’s all in the follow-through.

And the footwork.

Also, practice.

Keep it fresh: Edit, don’t forget it!

The Soil of Imagination

Daily writing prompt
Scour the news for an entirely uninteresting story. Consider how it connects to your life. Write about that.

“I’m with the banned.”

A recent Independent edition of On The Ground, “The Town Torn Apart by Books”, focused on one of my neighboring communities, Granbury, Tx, and the restrictive book bans in the Granbury ISD.

What occurred to me, as I was watching the eight-minute report, was that banning books is as much about avoiding ideas that don’t match a particular worldview as it is to try to extirpate community members who follow a specific lifestyle.

Ideas are dangerous, make no mistake. The genesis of heliocentric theory, generated by Copernicus, helped us develop the idea of a sun-centered system, eliminating the ego-driven Earth-centric universe ideas. The idea of a country, able to throw off the shackles of unreasonable tyranny and govern itself was revolutionary 225 years ago. The concept of an algorithm driving an individual’s reality was unheard of just 20 years ago.

But here we are.

Ray Bradbury said, “You don’t have to burn books to destroy a culture. Just get people to stop reading them.”

“I believe that reading and writing are the most nourishing forms of meditation anyone has so far found. By reading the writings of the most interesting minds in history, we meditate with our own minds and theirs as well. This to me is a miracle.” Kurt Vonnegut understood the value of the banned book: his masterwork Slaughterhouse Five has been banned on at least 18 occasions.

One thing I learned from being a child: if you take something away from me, you create a driving need to reacquire it. Denial is a carrot on the stick.

One thing I learned from my dogs: if you take a toy or treat away and put it on a high shelf, the dog’s focus will never drift from it.

One thing I learned as a parent: children are drawn to whatever is forbidden.

Books won’t change children; parents’ actions change children. Ideas are like weeds: they take hold where no other plants flourish.



…a warm puppy.

List 30 things that make you happy.

Bumblebees

Pumpkins growing out of last year’s jack-o’-lantern

Civil discourse

Butterflies

Senior dogs, junior dogs, rescued dogs

Toddlers in mid-discovery

My wife’s smiling eyes

Selflessness

Standing stones

Hedgehogs in the garden

Hiking the unbeaten path

A new book (by John Connolly)

Bicycling with my favorite Rush album in my airpods

Dragonflies

A baby’s belly laugh

Cool morning swim

Listening to Joe Walsh’s “Indian Summer” during the approach of a late July thunderstorm

Campfire ghost stories

An unexpected diner on a remote highway

A moonless night sky

The first breath of autumn, including chimney smoke, football cheers, and owl hoots

As a side: a pile of freshly raked fall leaves for jumping into

A new novel (by Stephen King)

Shopping for treasures in faraway places

Hummingbirds at honeysuckle

Golden hour afternoon haze

Moments of mindfulness

First morning coffee

The sound of moving waters

Gratitude

Baby steps

Daily writing prompt
Describe one habit that brings you joy.

Let’s be honest with ourselves: joy can be a little hard to find.

I’ll be honest with myself: other people who are truly joyful seem pretty hard to find, too. Maybe it’s my algorithm. Maybe it’s my circle of friends and acquaintances. Or, maybe, a little cynicism creeps in and discounts what others experience as joy.

The path to finding joy, I think, is to not overthink. This is unfortunate, because overthinking is my superpower.

Let me explain my thought process: take ten seconds – heck, take five – and do the simplest thing that crosses your path. Pet a dog. Wave at a baby in a stroller. Let that car you tied with arriving at the stop sign go first. Literally smell a flower (avoid the corpse flower, if in bloom). Make a rock totem outside a random office building.

Don’t think about it, simply follow your impulse to something that makes you smile, inwardly and outwardly.

The shortest pathway to joy is following baby steps.

Drivers’ Ed

Daily writing prompt
What are you curious about?

Someone made a decision some time ago to drop DE from the curriculum of most high schools. Checking traffic accident data, the increase in crashes and fatalities from crashes has risen dramatically over the past 10 years.

I’m curious about why the course was dropped in the first place. Was it insurability? Was it cost? Was it the lack of instructors? Is there a vast conspiracy to cull the herd? Isn’t the ability to safely operate a motor vehicle among other motor vehicles at least as important as the ability to climb a rope in the President’s fitness test?

Asking for future generations.

Puer redux bellum

“….so you ride yourselves over the fields,

and you make all your animal deals,

and your wise men don’t know how it feels

to be thick as a brick.”

Maybe it was the times. Much of the world was emerging from a post-war, mid-war, military-industrial complex paradigm, at odds with itself in the throes of battle between Jesus freaks and the National Guard and the National Front, flower children and hippies, yippies, and hungry artists bent on changing the world or, at the least, changing the guard. Timothy Leary suggested tuning in, turning on, and dropping out. Sage advice to some; the decline of Western- civilization-as-we-know-it to the Hawks and the “supermarketeers”. I may have been about 15 or 16, but I knew counterculture when I saw it.

While we’re at it, I’d like to posit that counterculture trumps cancel culture any day; you see, with counterculture, there’s a substantial amount of reasoned argument amid the fray; cancel culture is nothing more than the bellicose belligerence of those easily led by the uninformed blessed with an overabundance of unfounded confidence.

There were dozens of reasons why the iconic/ironic gentleman who gave us “Thick as a Brick” and “Aqualung”, “Teacher” and “Bouree” should assemble a cadre of tunes which stand as a musical homage to the human condition, in all its glory, ignominy, and pathos. Ian Anderson, late of Dunfermline, and later of Jethro Tull, consistently pushed back against music establishment norms, not unlike the band’s namesake, an early agrarian reformer and pioneer whose methods of seeding and planting are still used today. The folk/rock/blues fusion in Tull’s catalogue never lacked for a kind of virtuosity in bringing the lost, the lonely, the dubious in the human character to light and personalizing it. We didn’t think of Pig-Me or Ray the old rocker as some fictional characters; they were identifiable mates, friends, blokes we knew or had heard of, with real backstories and real problems.

That’s why “Warchild” may be the defining Tull album.

There were a number of subsequent albums that checked the boxes. Through the “Minstrel” prog-ressions (“Cold Wind to Valhalla” and the rambling Brick-esque “Baker St. Muse”) and into the acoustic-driven Eurofolk rock of “Songs from the Wood” and “Heavy Horses” and, on a slightly more polished (less inspired?) note, “Stormwatch”, J. Tull persisted. “Crest of a Knave” and “Catfish Rising” were later peaks, but for all the genius bleeding through amidst the clever lyrics and tuneful misdirection, nothing quite matches the genius of “See how you balance the world on the tip of your noxe/you’re a Sealion with a ball at the carnival.”

Maybe you had to be there. Maybe you should go there.

Beginning with the sound of a distant air raid siren, Warchild launches into 40-odd minutes of Queen, country, religion, and the existential ennui that pervades our subconscious minds. “Warchild” presents a elegiac view of modern life through the lens of a war-torn mundacity. “Each night I’ll die in my contentment, and lie in your grave/While you bring me water, and I give you wine/Let me dance in your tea cup and you shall swim in mine.”. Everyday is a battle we face, returning to our homes (bunkers?) after the skirmishes of the day: “War child, dance the days and dance the nights away.” The pedantic distractions that follow a long day in the foxholes. Ah, 1974, when life was complicated.

“Queen and Country” follows our daily grind, reminding us of the nobility of the cause that drives us to build this city on, well, maybe it’s not exactly rock and roll. “And it’s been this way for five long years since we signed our souls away” a less than subtle reminder that our conscriptions (military or otherwise) mirror the “long, dying day” in the greater picture of our lives.

“Ladies” (of leisure) is a sentimental ode to damsels “with their eyes on the back roads, all looking for strangers to whom they extend welcome.”

“Back Door Angels” follows “Ladies”, almost as a successor in the same vein: “’tis said they put we men to sleep with just a whisper/And touch the heads of dying dogs, and make them linger”. Is it enough to perform such simple acts of compassion for our most devoted companions? Apparently, not: In esoteric fashion they “drop one penny in every second bowl/Make half the beggars lose.” In the end, the ladies – these back-door angels – make us question ourselves and our worldview: “Why do the faithful have such a will to believe in something?/And call it the name they choose, having chosen nothing…”

There’s very little I can say about “Sealion” to do justice to its lyrical environ: we are Sealions following a circus-script, day in, day out. But before you decide this sounds constricted and depressing, remember we wear “a trace of pride upon our fixed grins/For there is no business like the show we’re in/There is no reason no rhyme, no right/ To leave the circus ’til we’ve said good-night”, and “[s]o we’ll shoot the moon, and hope to call the tune/And make no pin cushion of this big balloon.” {Which, most likely, we will}

“Look how we balance the world on the tips of our noses/Like Sealions with a ball at the carnival.”

So, if you’re a purist and pursuing this on 180g vinyl, this is the end of side one, with the good wife asking (at the end of the “Sealion” fade): “Would you like another cup of tea, dear?”

The second side picks up with the second cup (or is it the third? fourth?) being properly stirred, sipped, and rattled in its saucer, an introduction to a modified Hobbesian philosophy with an exo-ego twist: “Do you ever get the feeling that the story’s too damned real and in the present tense/Or that ewverybody’s on the stage and you’re the only person sitting in the audience?” Skating Away on the Thin Ice of a New Day may be the least unlikely phrases to be fitted to the title of one of Tull’s most anthemic tunes. This foray alone is worth the price of admission to the album.

“Bungle in the Jungle”, one of Tull’s more commercially successful tracks and a long-running staple of FM radio, is a massive metaphor-bomb for the human condition, Listen not-so-closely, and you will still recognize which monkeys are “spending their nuts, saving their raisins for Sunday.” (Hint: we’re all primates)

Hobbes commented on his contemporary human life as being “nasty, brutish, and short”. Tull’s equivalent observation is that “the rivers are full of crocodile nasties/And He who made kittens put snakes in the grass/He‘s a lover of life but a player of pawns”, a slightly more optimistic (if somewhat deterministic) take on our spot in the multiverse.

“Only Solitaire” is Ian Anderson’s poke at those self-important critics that miss the message for the media. Self-deprecation notwithstanding, clearly we’re not inclined to tolerate fools.

“The Third Hoorah” – a bagpipe-laden reel that echoes the spirit of the title track – bridges the acoustic soliloquy of “Solitaire” “[w]ith a sword on your hip and a cry on your lips/To strike life in the inner child’s breast” with”Two Fingers” (in the U.K., remember, two fingers is the same as the single-digit salute in the States.

“I’ll see you at the Weighing-in/WHen your life’s sum-total’s made.” Well, then.

There’s a specific unease, a certain lack of certainty, one might say, when we speak of mortality. Especially our own. We have a plethora of filters that help us see ourselves as noble, as worthy, as – if not a hero – then, at least, a mensch with benevolent intentions. As we also know, we’re generally not worthy. So….

“…as you join the good ship Earth and you mingle with the dust/You’d better leave your underpants with someone you can trust/And when the Old Man with the telescope cuts the final strand/ You’d better lick two fingers clean . . . . before you shake his hand.”

Arguably, there is no other Tull album as diverse in its influences, from blues to prog, from folk to rock to Scottish jig and reel, than “Warchild”.

Cheerio!

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